Doki Doki Valley

Grade 7

"Wufei, has anyone ever told you that you can be scary when you least expect it? Because you can be."

"*Note: Most cooks are fanatical, to some degree. Some are more frightening then others.*"

"No. It's for the hedge-hog sitting behind you, but you can have it. Albert doesn't feel like drinking tonight."

"You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you beacuse you're always the same."

"Logic can get you from A to B. But imagination will get you everywhere."

"People are like stars. There are bright ones and there are those that are dim."

"Whisper your secret now or die screaming it later."

"Stop making me repeat myself. It's bad for my health."

"Drop the scythe, and turn around slowly."

"Five exclamation marks. The sure sign of an insane mind."

"Don't think of it as dying,' said Death,'just think of it as leaving early to avoid the rush."

"A scar is a sign of success. Say I were to stab you. If you have a scar, you lived through it. If you don't...well, you're dead."

"Well, hurry up and die. You're wasteing good air." -Gundam Wing

"Let me give you one piece of advice. Dying hurts like hell." -Gundam Wing

"Death is such a nasty word." -Gundam Wing

"I often wonder where a flame goes when it is blown out."

"You can't kill time without injuring eternity."

"Slower than a herd of turtles." -My dad

"Traitor!!" -Duo

"I see your lips moving but all I hear is Blah Blah Blah."

"As funny as a screendoor in a submarine." -My dad

"You're selling what now?" -Simpsons

"Are you wearing a grocery bag?" -Simpsons

"I have misplaced my pants." -Simpsons

"Let there be light!" "What color?"

"Don't think to hard on those insults. We wouldn't want you pants to set on fire."

"Heero has only 4 words in his vocabulary. Yes, No, grunt, and Shut up."

"Trowa spoke! Call the press! This is the most he's ever spoken in....forever!"

"I see the light, and it burns!" -Simpsons

"A brilliant man plays God." -Blue Sub 6

"Some minds are like concret; thoroughly mixed and permanetly set."

"An admission of error is a sign of strength rather than weakness."

"People who live in glass houses, should never throw stones."

"Time doesn't heal, but it makes the hurt bearable."

"Always wear clean underwear. Heaven forbid you should have an accident."

"It takes both rain and sunshine to make a rainbow."

"If God had wanted us to be permissive, he would have given us the Ten Suggestions."

"Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much."

"You have to know the rules to know when to break them."

"Genius is 3% inspiration, and 97% perspiration."

Grade 8 (there are alot so relax)

"Money is a good servant, but a poor master."

"If at first you don't succeed, try reading the directions."

"He who accepts Evil without protesting against it, is really cooperating with it."

You may not get what you want. But you better want what you get."

"The opera's not over until the fat lady sings."

"You shouldn't get out of the shower to answer the phone. It'll stop ringing the minute you get to it."

"Don't count your chickens before they hatch."

"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."

"Where am I, and what am I doing in this handbasket."

"Save time...see it my way."

"Most people think that your floor is there to transport you from room to room. But in reality, it's the biggest shelf in your house."

"The chainsaw is your friend."

"Freddy loves kids!"

"Hi, I'm Chucky. Wanna play?" -Chucky(duh)

"If at first you don't succeed, just blow it up."

"We're the babysitters from HFIL!"

"Oh look! Some wrote gullible on the wall!"

"Have you seen my straight jacket?"

"I'm on the verge of insanity. Oops. I fell over."

"I have no pulse! I'm dead!"

"Mooo!"

"The many uses of Crisco." -1x2 fic

"Mmmm, Duo flavored." -1x2 fic

"Everyone wants what they can't have."

"HFIL? Oh yeah. Home For Infinante Losers."

"This morning, I opened a window, and I fell out."

"Silence is the only successful substitute for brains."

"We all live in a yellow submarine!" -Yellow Submarine, Beetles

"And you call yourself the King of the jungle!"

"Don't know, Don't care."

"Where's my Elmers glue!?"

"Beware of angry muffins."

"The elders may mutter, 'Kids today'. But they haven't seen nothin' yet."

"Ever stop to think, then forget to start again?"

"Want to play capture the flag?" -Matt while watching a reproduction video.

"Time heals all wounds."

"Read; it's the best way to recycle knowledge."

"Monkeys go moo."

"Of course I'm an angel; see my halo, oops...it just fell over my horns."

"Cheese."

"I'm on a drinking team, with a bowling problem."

"Heaven doesn't want me, hell's afraid I'll take over." - Kristen

"I put ketcup on my ketcup."

"The bird has ceased to be!" -Monty Python

"It is no more!" -Monty Python

"Hello! Hello! Hello!" -Monty Python

"Well first you need the dragon balls; Oh that poor dragon"

"Ginyu go down the hole! Uhoh. Ginyu no fit. Me make fit. Me squish!"

"An error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it."

"30 years from now, it won't matter what shoes you wore, how your hair looked, or the jeans you bought. What will matter is what you learned, and how you use it."

"What single moment could be worth a life sentence?" -poster on shoplifting

"Respect is contagious. Give it, get it. Got it?"

"You ar the future. Do you like what you see?"

"You are the author of your own life story."

"Company policy:
Rule 1: The boss is always right.
Rule 2: If the boss is wrong, see Rule 1."

"Learn from the past, live in the present, plan for the future."

"Let your efforts rise above your excuses."

"I can fix anything! Where's the duct tape?"

"Be nice to your kids. They choose your nursing home."

"The lights on upstairs, but no one's home."

"I'm an adult in a childs body."

"Never underestimate the insane in large groups."

"Um, I've been turned into a cow. Can I go home?" -Emperors New Groove

"Attention K-mart shoppers! There is a sale on tomatoes in produce."

"Clean up on aisle 5."

"Shoot the giant moose!" -Gorillaz MV

"What's with the chimp and the bug?" -Emperors New Groove

"Open ^ 2 URself." -Jen

"Are ya scared? Are ya? Punk!"

"Can't sleep, clowns will eat me." -T-shirt

"Gag me with a spoon." -Moon unit Zappa

"Ya wanna see a splash? I'll show you a splash." -Shallow Hal

"Tidal Wave!" -Shallow Hal

"There must be a law against being too stupid."

"Have you ever had a car (dipped in chacolate)?"

"Oh aren't you cute."

"You're selling Tai's?" -Digimon movie

"Would you like a beef jerky smoothie?" -Digimon movie

"What the hell is your major malfunction!?"

"Are you trying to be cute? Well, it's not working on me!"

"This an A-B conversation. So C your way out of it."

"The neon sign on my forhead says, 'Moron!' '?Moron!' 'Moron!'"

"Oh look! It bends! It must be glass!" -sarcastic saying when I burnt a piece of plastic in Science

"Gag me with a spoon."

"It's trying to get out!"

"Look at the rats on the ceiling!" -Responce to Grayslake saying 'that the rats at our school are too good for our floors'

"Yee Gods!" -Music Man

"Have you seen my arm? It's long and green." -Piccolo

"She eats the cookie. The cookie eats her." -Jen...about me eating a cookie